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Friday, November 30, 2007
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
There are two sides to every crime. Synopsis:
Aubrey Fleming (Lindsay Lohan) was living the small town life, until the day she was abducted by a sadistic killer. After a frantic search, Aubrey turns up alive, but changed. She is missing limbs, but has gained a new personality - that of bad girl Dakota Moss. Her parents and the FBI think she's suffering from delusions, but if "Dakota" is just a trick of her mind, why do strange wounds keep appearing on her body? Desperate and alone, Aubrey must now unlock family secrets to unmask a mysterious killer with a deadly obsession.
My Review:
As usual, I did not catch this movie in the theaters, but I did Netflix it when it came out last Tuesday. Honestly, I really wanted to like this movie, but I just could not get into it. I thought Lindsay's acting was atrocious and I know she can act (Mean Girls, Bobby,Freaky Friday), so I was surprised by how painful it was watching her.
Lindsay as a stripper? She danced like she had taken one too many sips of NyQuil. My grandmother is more animated than Lindsay/Dakota's pole-dancing routine. And what was that corset she was wearing that had the red sequins where her nips are. If your a stripper-than show your fucking tits!!! I blame this on the writer of the film. How can you have numerous "strip" scenes and not show ta-ta's. If your main actress is against nudity-get another actress or change the damn fucking script. Dakota Moss could have been a waitress at Denny's for all I give a shit.
Another gripe I have is when Aubrey is getting her fingers sawed off- she is waaaaayyyyy to calm during the act. She moans, screeches (Lindsay could not scream to save her life) and cries. My eyes would be popping out of my skull by screaming so loud. Note to Lindsay-you should have researched the Saw and Hostel movies to know how one acts when they are getting mutilated.The music/soundtrack-I'm not even going to touch on how inappropriate and bad it was. It sucked!
I could go on and on about how bad this movie laid out (i.e. Aubrey's boyfriend comes to visit Dakota and ends up fucking her (minus her right hand and leg) while Aubrey's mother listens downstairs to the moans and vigorously scrubs the sink????), but I don't want to take all the entertainment value away from your viewing pleasure.
How this was not direct to DVD, I just don't know. I thought this movie sucked on many levels. The big twist at the end really didn't matter, because if you had made it to the end, you really didn't give a shit what was going on.
Interesting side note-It would be really interesting to see David Lynch direct this movie and how different and better the end product would be.
Oh-one last thing. Lindsay (at times) looked really orange and it was freaky. Stop with the self-tanning!
Movie Rating: 2/5
When Bad Hair Happens
OK-Men should just not have bangs! Who the hell talked these two (Jesse Metcalfe & Matt Dallas) into this hairstyle? It's rumored these two are way in the closet - but no self-respecting gay man would EVER get their hair styled in this manner (and if you do-girl you need to change it!).
Rihanna-On The Prowl at The Bambi Awards 2007
Rihanna looked smokin' hot in this Catwoman print at the 2007 Bambi Awards on November 29th in Duesseldorf, Germany . I never even heard of the Bambi Awards? Is it porn? But good ol' Wikipedia filled me in:
The Bambi is an annual television and media prize awarded by the German media company Hubert Burda Media. It was created in 1948 and the first recipient was Marika Rökk. It is said that Rökk's daughter called the prize "Bambi" when she brought it home, apparently inspired by Felix Salten's book Bambi, A Life in the Woods. The prize was originally a deer made of porcelain.
Since 1958, the deer has been made of gold by the art casting workshop of Ernst Strassacker in Süßen.
Since 1958, the deer has been made of gold by the art casting workshop of Ernst Strassacker in Süßen.
A gold deer award statue-TACKY!!!
"Wanna pet my kitty"?
Hugh Jackson-Russian GQ Cover Boy (November 2007)
Hugh Jackson (aka Wolverine) spreads it for the Russians!
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Natalie Portman-New York Times Style Magazine Cover Girl (Holiday 2007)
Natalie Portman is shot beautifully by photographer Raymond Meier
Brad Pitt- GQ Cover Boy (Oct 07) Part II
Ok-so I posted this cover back at the beginning of October, but I did not have the inside photo shots-but now I do. Enjoy!
New Carrie Pics from Sex & The City: The Movie
Carrie (aka Sarah Jessica Parker) was spotted last Tuesday in NYC filming the much anticipated, Sex & The City: The Movie. I fucking can't wait for this to come out.
Heroes BBC2 Promo-HRG
These four ads were filmed by BBC2 to promote the first season finale, which airs next week there. Four character spots were filmed, with the intent being to give an insight into the character's psyche.
Heroes BBC2 Promo-Nathan
These four ads were filmed by BBC2 to promote the first season finale, which airs next week there. Four character spots were filmed, with the intent being to give an insight into the character's psyche.
Heroes BBC2 Promo-Peter
These four ads were filmed by BBC2 to promote the first season finale, which airs next week there. Four character spots were filmed, with the intent being to give an insight into the character's psyche.
Heroes BBC2 Promo-Claire
These four ads were filmed by BBC2 to promote the first season finale, which airs next week there. Four character spots were filmed, with the intent being to give an insight into the character's psyche.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Brit Brit's "Piece of Me" Video Shoot
Looks like this video is going to suck as much as Gimme More. Britney shot her new music video, Piece of Shit, late last night at one of LA's hottest spots, Social. Apparently the video will be Britney and some look-a-likes who will try to escape the endless paparazzi that is her life.
Beckham Promotes "Instinct" Down Under
David Beckham has been promoting his fragrance, Instinct, in Sydney, Australia. I haven't smelled the stuff yet, but I did see it at the local Target next to Britney's & Hilary Duff's piss in a bottle. Who knows, maybe it smells good. Lord knows it would improve the odor of most people.
Smell this!Christina Aguilera-Marie Claire Cover Girl (January 2008)
What is the point of this? Yes-your pregnant! Yes your fat! Congrats! Now cover up and practice your breathing exercises.
If you squint your eyes-the wording looks like Mariah Carey. But then Ms. Thing would not be covering up those nasty jello sacks she loves flaunting. Yes darrling you can touch them!Kristen Bell-Complex Magazine Cover Girl (December 2007)
Electric Kristen Bell graces 2 covers for Complex Magazine's December 2007 issue. Is it just me, or does evereyone want to see a bitch smack-down between Elle and Claire on Heroes?
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Indiana Jones 4-First Pics
The first pics of Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull have been leaked. I'm not really feeling this movie yet unless they come out with a kick-ass trailer. But honestly, I just don't get most of these major blockbuster movies that basically disappoint me time and time again. It's like they spend all their money on special effects and action sequences and hope the audience doesn't notice that the plot actually sucks.
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