People's Hottest Bachelors 2008

People magazine has released their list of the "Hottest Bachelors" of 2008. I'm thinking some of these guys are so-called "Bachelors" because they like dick.
Actor: Mario Lopez (Straight-too bad)
Actor: Gerard Butler (Straight-too bad)

Slacker: Brody Jenner (Straight)

Maroon 5 frontman: Adam Levine (Straight-too bad)
The Gossip Boys: Penn Badgley (Straight-too bad)
The Gossip Boys: Chace Crawford (GAY)
The Gossip Boys: Ed Westwick: The troll of the 3 guys-could care less

Britney & Jamie Lynn's older brother: Bryan Spears (GAY, GAY, GAY)

Scarlett Johansson's twin brother: Hunter Johansson (Unknown)SNL Actor: Andy Samberg (Straight)
Actor: Terrence Howard (Straight)
Poison's Bret Michaels (Straight-loves that skank pussy)

American Idol winner: David Cook (GAY-I'm thinking the new Clay Aiken)Tennis star: James Blake (I have no idea who this is nor do I care)