Jesse Metcalfe Shows Off The Girls

Speaking of Mr. Big, has-been Jesse Metcalfe was spotted out and about last weekend (not that he would have a job to be at) and it looks like the dude has let himself go a bit. At least he saved up enough to get his chest waxed. To me if you have zero talent and a shitty personality, why fuck with the one asset you have, your body? He needs to just cross over and start doing porn, lots and lots of porn!

Jesse Metcalfe Goes Shirtless (Again)

No, these pictures are not from an upcoming magazine spread. And no, these are not movie stills. What's funny (if not slightly desperate) is that Jesse shamelessly posted these pics on his own MySpace site. Why-because he is "Rico Suave"

Jesse Metcalfe Caught on Tape

Victor, baby, come back!!

Jesse Metcalfe in Bitch Fight '08

You can go visit Justjared.com for the "real" story-but this looks like the classic Gay Lovers Spat to me. Poor Jesse-he will do anything to get his name in print. Love how his shirt just happened to be up for most of the tussle.

"I love you dude-lets kiss and make up!"

Jesse Metcalfe Needs Money-Bad!

Jesse Metcalfe has put his 3,919 sq. ft. Hollywood Hills home on the market for $1.495 million. I guess being out of work has taken it's toll. Maybe the gay porn industry is his true calling. Do you hear it? Do you hear it? I do!

Jesse Metcalfe Gets a BETTER Haircut!

Finally somebody told Jesse Metcalfe that his hair looked like shit and that he should do something about it. And that's what he did last Tuesday in L.A. Welcome back stud!

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When Bad Hair Happens

OK-Men should just not have bangs! Who the hell talked these two (Jesse Metcalfe & Matt Dallas) into this hairstyle? It's rumored these two are way in the closet - but no self-respecting gay man would EVER get their hair styled in this manner (and if you do-girl you need to change it!).