David Beckham | NEW Armani Underwear Ad Campaign

Earlier today, David Beckham's new Armani underwear ad campaign's bulge-er-iffic images were revealed to the public at large -- 70-feet tall and plastered on the side of a building in San Francisco.

Best of all, Beckham was on hand to show off his man meat and to sign photos of the ads, making his legions of female and gay admirers ever crazier than they were already. To witness the hysteria, plug your ears and play the video above, and to check out the images inducing international lust.