And what is even more sad then Heather Locklear's arrest was that Hottie Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson got married Saturday! People magazine reports the couple quietly exchanged vows in Canada, at a remote wilderness resort just outside of Vancouver. Ryan proposed to Scarlett earlier this year in May (around the same time Heather was reportedly trying to kill herself) after a very brief period of dating (we're talking a little over a year). 
Why? Why? Why? Scarlett is officially on my shit list. But on a positive note, only a girl like Scarlett will be able to rip out Ryan's heart and allow him to realize that he should be with men...OK, I'm just kidding-uh...congrats to the newlyweds! Happy Bitter Monday (maybe I can score some happy pills from Heather)
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